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Colonel Mustard. In the shower. With the body wash.

 

The autopsy report shows signs of commercial body wash laced with ninja toxins used to create hormone disruptions, cancer causing free radicals, and chemical overload. 

 

Ol' Colonel Mustard never stood a chance. But you do with Simply Soaps By Shirley's Natural Body Wash. 

Enjoy our proprietary blends of *organic extra virgin olive oil, vegetable glycerin, *organic coconut oil, *castor oil, essential oils and vitamin E (*saponified).

 

Available in five of your new favorite scents. 

 

Wide Awake- peppermint, eucalyptus, rosemary and tea tree.

Burst of Sunshine- grapefruit, orange, lemon, lime and lavender.

Nights in Tuscany- patchouli, ylang ylang, lavender and orange.

Sweet Whispers- ylang ylang, lavender, tangerine and lemon.

Peaceful Meadow- geranium, sage, lemongrass and rosemary.


At Simply Soaps by Shirley, you'll experience better results without the toxic overload of chemicals found in commercial body wash.

 

Purchase today, and experience your skin come alive with pure and refreshing ingredients - unlike poor Colonel Mustard's. 

 

Want extra supple skin without ninja toxins? Add to cart our Hydrating Body Lotion and enjoy baby soft skin. 

Natural Body Wash

$14.00Price
    • Handmade item
    • Size: 12 oz
    • Materials: Saponified Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Vegetable Glycerin, Saponified Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil, Saponified Castor Oil, Essential Oils, Vitamin E
    • Only ships within United States.
  • We want you to enjoy this product as much as we enjoyed making it. If for any reason you aren't head-over-heals in love, simply return it within 14 days of purchase for a full refund. 

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